Saturday, January 2, 2010

Kevin Jonas, virgin no longer




The eldest Jonas Brother finally tied the knot with long-time girlfriend, Danielle Deleasa a few days ago. Family and friends attended the expensive (but beautiful) glorious wedding.

Way to go, Kev! We're so glad you finally explored the many pleasures of sex. You bad boy you. ;) Try not to forget about the band while you're in bed doing unholy things!






On Kevin's Wedding Night...
He stuck it in the wrong hole. (Use your imagination)
Danielle cried like a baby once he popped her cherry.
Kevin cried like a baby.
They both thought sex would be better.
It was the most romantic night EVER.
Wtf? It's THEIR wedding night, why do you care? Get a fucking life. Losers!
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4 comments:

  1. AnonymousJanuary 2, 2010 at 3:57 AM

    He is still a virgin, he put it in the wrong hole

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  2. AnonymousJanuary 12, 2010 at 10:24 PM

    haha this iss too damn funny lol watt if he did he probably juss married himm cuzz couldnt waitt lol ... lol

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  3. AnonymousJanuary 15, 2010 at 10:39 AM

    SHE CRIED LIKE A BABY!! LOL

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  4. nike jerseyApril 10, 2012 at 8:41 PM

    haha this iss too damn funny lol watt if he did he most likely juss married himm cuzz couldnt waitt lol ... lol

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